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News Stories Expand And Time Contracts, Meeting Inexorably Each Day Twenty Minutes After A Man Is Supposed To Be Home For Dinner.
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News stories expand and time contracts, meeting inexorably each day
twenty minutes after a man is supposed to be home for dinner.
-- Ray O'Neil
Related:
THe news of the day, no matter how trivial or unimportant, always takes up more time than a married man has.
-- Ray O'Neil...
The following is a memorandum from the business manager of WLSS television station.
"Over the past year, our late-night news program has devoted increasingly more time to covering national news and less time to covering weather and local news....
The best inheritance a parent can give to his children is a few minutes of their time each day.
-- M. Grundle...
So much of our time is preparation, so much is routine, and so much retrospect, that the path of each man's genius contracts itself to a very few hours.
Ralph Waldo Emerso...
This is the first time anyone has ever sat next to me since I successfully lobbied to have the school day extended by twenty minutes!
-- Martin, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
Department meeting in 3 minutes.
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
-- Fro...