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• The best way to make children good is to make them happy. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
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  But he can't make a living for them AND the government, too, the way his government is living....
• Pogo sticks make people jumpy.
• How many Union Electricians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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• Match makers do it with sticks.
• The one sure way to make a lazy man look respectable is to put a fishing rod in his hand.