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• Through the gradual introduction of bird seed into your die
  you will start to whistle a good deal more, and as well, an additional side benefit, you will now be able to overcome the fear of flying that you previously had....
• As the bird by wandering, as the swallow by flying, so the curse causeless shall not come.
  -- Old Testament -- Proverbs xxvi, 2...
• One must go through the water. It goes over one's head. Misfortune. No blame.
• When a body meets a body, it helps if both of them have read through one or more times the pamphlet sent to them by Everett Koop.
• When you're flying through the air, remember to roll when you hit the ground.
  -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
• Preponderance of the Small. Success. Perseverance furthers.
  Small things may be done; great things should not be done....
• If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Look! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...........a bird.
• No cry. In the end misfortune comes.