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When You're Flying Through The Air, Remember To Roll When You Hit The Ground.
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When you're flying through the air, remember to roll when you hit the ground.
-- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
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Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence (1) Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb
use the stairs. (2) When you're flying through the air, remember to roll when you hit the ground....
Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence 1. Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb, use the stairs.
2. When you're flying through the air, remember to roll when you hit the ground....
Put your hand over your mouth when you sneeze; internal organs will be scarce in the post-nuclear age.
-- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb
use the stairs. -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
Food will be scarce; you will have to scavenge. Learn to recognize foods that will be available after the bomb
mashed potatoes, shredded wheat, tossed salad, ground beef, etc....
Accumulate mannequins now; spare parts will be in short supply on D-Day.
-- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
Don't attempt communication with dead people; it will only lead to psychological problems.
-- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
Drive carefully in "Heavy Fallout" areas; people could be staggering illegally.
-- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...