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The Bottle Is Full. You Must Empty It Before You Put Something Else In.
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The bottle is full. You must empty it before you put something else in.
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Murphy's (First) Corollary: Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
-- Murphy's Law Corollary 6...
If you have something to do, and you put it off long enough, chances are someone else will do it for you.
-- Clyde F. Adam...
Never put a semicolon before an else.
First there were low calorie drinks put on the market, and now, dry beer.
The next step is selling you and empty container that simply credits your account with having tried to drink something....
In magic, as in all true professions, there are rules by which you must play.
At least, you must play by them until such time as you can get away with something else....
The bottle of water is now empty.
If at first you don't succeed, try something else.
If it is full, don't empty it. If it is empty, don't fill it.
If you don't look, you won't know. If you don't know, you won't have to do anything about it....