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• Looking for a cool one after a long, dusty ride, the drifter strode into the saloon.
  As he made his way through the crowd to the bar, a man galloped through town screaming, "Big Mike's comin'!...
• Some Windows were made to be broken.
• Some windows were made to be broke
• Laws are like bones; they're made to be broken.
• Laws were made to be broken. -- Christopher North
• Promises and pie crust are made to be broken -- Jonathan Swif
• Now I'm being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled closer to the CLAM DIP with the BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• If it isn't broken, I can fix it.
• Did you hear about the model who sat on a broken bottle and cut a nice figure?