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• It got better when the Swedish Bikini Team came.
• I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
• I think we're all Bozos on this bus. -- Firesign Theatre
• Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?
• One fine day, the bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route.
  No problems for the first few stops -- a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well....
• Krusty: Bart! I need to use you in a sketch. Ba
  You want me to be on the show? Krusty: It's just one line....
• Escaping through the lily fields, I came across an empty space It trembled and exploded, left a bus stop in its place.
  .. -- unknow...
• Said the attractive, cigar-smoking housewife to her girl-friend
  I got started one night when George came home and found one burning in the ashtray....
• When I stopped living in the problem and began living in the answer, the problem went away.
  -- Randy Tref...