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• As expected, the victorious candidate in a particularly dirty recent political campaign, won by a mudslide.
• Nixon in '96: because a corpse could do a better job than Clinton.
• What goes up must come down - and can be expected to do so in the middle of your job.
• Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm. -- Frank Dane
• Well, we in the Adder Party are going to fight this campaign on issues, not personalities.
  Why's that? Because our candidate doesn't _have_ a personality....
• A poorly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expected.
  -- Golub's Third Law of Computerdom...
• If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
• People keep asking, what must I do to be a candidate for Vice President, and I keep telling them.
  ...nothing...nothing...nothing......