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The Cat Could Very Well Be Man's Best Friend But Would Never Stoop To Admitting It. -- Doug Larso
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The cat could very well be man's best friend
but would never stoop to admitting it.
-- Doug Larson
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The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. Doug Larso
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
-- Doug Larso...
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
-- Doug Larso...
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
-- Doug Larso...
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat -- Mark Twai
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
-- Doug Larson [Not to mention, butterfly would be flutterby. Ed.]...
A dog is a man's best friend
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