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If The English Language Made Any Sense, Lackadaisical Would Have Something To Do With A Shortage Of Flowers.
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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical
would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
-- Doug Larson
[Not to mention, butterfly would be flutterby. Ed.]
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Those who would have nothing to do with thorns must never attempt to gather flowers.
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