The Catholic Church *is Not* The One True Church. The Holy Orthodox >[Eastern] Christian Church Is The One And Only Repository Of The *fullness* >of Christ's > Teachings.

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>The Catholic Church *is not* the one true church. The Holy Orthodox
>[Eastern] Christian Church is the one and only repository of the *fullness*
>of Christ's > teachings.

Sorry, but the one _true_ church is the Church of the Forgotten Son, where
we worship the Almighty earthworm. Not only is it more true than any of
the Christian churches, it's also less fulfilling and it tastes great.
Just thought you'd like to know.
-- Andrew. Kalinowitsch (kalin@cbnewsm.att.com)

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