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• The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to show up at the steam fitters' picnic.
• How many gas fitters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: One to turn up the day before when you're out, one to change the switch, and one to bring along the wrong kind of bulb....
• The difference between a lawyer and a rooster, is that the rooster gets up in the morning and clucks defiance.
• The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease. BILLINGS
• Movies keep getting more explicit; these days a "family film" is likely to show you how to start one.
  -- Sandy Telle...
• Ross Perot - one sandwich short of a picnic.
• The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease. -- Josh Billings, "The Kicke