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  Ooh! Here are some upbeat titles: "Hero", "Fearless"....
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  He explained this to a man who answered one door....
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  He turns to a gorgeous woman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks her straight in the eye and says, "I can tell by your eyes that you really want that necklace....
• A future product release date does not say when a product will be introduced.
  All it says it that you don't have a chance in hell of seeing it before that time....
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• I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in.
• Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once.
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• I am astounded ... at the wonderful power you have developed - and terrified at the thought that so much hideous and bad music may be put on record forever.
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