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The Communist, Seeing The Rich Man And His Fine Home, Says, "No Man Should Have So Much.
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The communist, seeing the rich man and his fine home, says, "No man
should have so much." The capitalist, seeing the same thing, says, "All
men should have as much."
-- Phelps Adams
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