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• A reader reports that when the patient died, the attending doctor recorded the following on the patient's cha
  Patient failed to fulfill his wellness potential....
• It is no time to go for the doctor when the patient is dead. Irish Proverb
• Phone Solicitor: Telemarketing Agent Embalmer: Mortuary Science Graduate Road Grader Ma
  Heavy Equipment Engineer Laundry Lady: Linen Coordinator Janito...
• Is there a patient in the house?
• The patient can oftener do without the doctor, than the doctor without the patient. -- Zimmerma
• Patient: "Doctor, it hurts whenever I do this." Doctor: "Well, then don't DO that!
• Never believe what a patient tells you his doctor said. -- Sir William Jenne
• Beware the wrath of a patient person.
• Cure the disease and kill the patient.