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The Cow Is Now A Widow, Because You Shot The Bull.
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The cow is now a widow, because you shot the bull.
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Manure comes from a bull. Womanure comes from a cow.
Once upon a time a lion killed a bull and ate the entire animal.
Feeling so well about it, the lion roared and roared....
5) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
Unknown, presumed deceased...
Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
-- Actual excerpt from student science exam papers....
My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
Service: 1) What a bull does with a cow. 2) What the Phone Co. provide
My cow aborted, now she is decalfinated.
I always will remember -- I was in no mood to trifle
'Twas a year ago November -- I got down my trusty rifle I went out to shoot some deer And went out to stalk my prey -- On a morning bright and clear....