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• Homer: Don't you know the story of Hercules and the lion?
  Bart: Is it a Bible story? Homer: Yeah, probably....
• Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed.
  Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death....
• When a lion meets another with a louder roar, the first lion thinks the last a bore.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
• When a lion meets another with a louder roar, the first lion thinks the last a bore. -- G.B. Shaw
• Once there was a marine biologist who loved dolphins.
  He spent his time trying to feed and protect his beloved creatures of the sea....
• Lockwood's Long Shot: The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street aren't one in a million, but once would be enough.
• The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street aren't one in a million, but once would be enough.
  -- Lockwood's Long Sho...