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• Never expect justice in this world. That is not part of God's plan.
  Everybody thinks that if they don't get it, they're some kind of odd man out....
• A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread. -- Richard Armou
• No argument can be drawn from the abuse of a thing against its use.
• Common: percent; <percent sign>; mod; grapes.
  Rare: [double-oh-seven]. & Common: <ampersand&g...
• MAC: Makes All Cynical
• coefficient of X n. Hackish speech makes heavy use of pseudo-mathematical metaphors.
  Four particularly important ones involve the terms `coefficient', `factor', `index of X', and `quotient'....
• To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether 't is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them?
  To die: to sleep: No more; and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to,--'t is a consummation devoutly to be wish'd....
• EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN CORPORATE AMERICA Part 2 of 2 17.
  All things being equal, fat people use more soap. 18....
• I have occasional memory lapses." "Oh, I get it. You're a politician.
  -- A rather odd comparison: THE HULK and politicians. -- Script by Peter David....