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• A real friend isn't someone you use once and throw away.
  A real friend is someone you can use again and again....
• A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away.
  A real friend is someone you can use over and over again....
• Too bad Lassie didn't know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said "Lassie, go skate for help," she could do it.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• SEND MONEY - I NEED TO GO ON VACATION!!!
• A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
• A friend is someone who likes you in spite of yourself. -- Solomon Sho
• Got ASIC PAL? Send a basic gw card.
• Eat to live, and not on thy Diner's Club Card. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
• A real estate agent, looking over a farmer's house for possible sale, commented to the farmer how sturdy the house looked.
  The farmer replied, "Yep, built it with my bare hands....