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• I got killed in Vietnam. I just didn't know it at the time.
  -- Pal Rethershan - Agent Orange victim...
• Zombie Krusty: To enter, send me your parents' brains.
  Or write "Parents' brains" on a three by five card, and send it to....
• A real friend is someone who takes a winter vacation on a sun-drenched beach, and doesn't send a card.
  -- Farmer's Almanac...
• Suspicions confirmed: Jerry Falwell did NOT send a valentine card to Jim and Tammy Bakker.
• And for my nineteenth birthday I got a union card and a wedding coat.
• To congratulate Bill Clinton, send candy - he already got Flowers!
• We'll send them all we've got / John Wayne and Randolph Scott!
• DeCSS T-Shirt Used To Commit Piracy! College student Cody Potter stunned the world yesterday when he used a T-shirt with the printed DeCSS source code to illegally copy a DVD of "Star Trek XXI
  We Promise This Is The Last One". Well, it wasn't the actual DeCSS source code....
• PAL: Pack And Leave