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The Current Bran Frenzy Has Lots Of Folks Feeling Their Oats And Many Of Them Have Been Noticed Of Late, Horsing Around.
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The current bran frenzy has lots of folks feeling their oats and many of
them have been noticed of late, horsing around.
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In the Book of Galatians, we are told that whatever a man soweth, that also he will reap.
This is the reason why so many breakfast foods now have oat bran in them....
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
E.V. Luca...
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)...
The following appeared in a corporate planning memo at ABC Cereal Company, the makers of Better Bran cereal.
"Sales of Better Bran have declined in recent years, for reasons that management has now identified....
It has been noticed that coin laundries often attract people who appear to have made a life time profession of not using soap.
The room you have just entered has a very stale smell in the air, like like it hasn't been disturbed for many many years.
As you look around you you see that this used to be a treasury for an ancient civilization....
Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't.
Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them.
Holiday shoppers have been whipped into a frenzy by months of holiday advertisements, and they will buy anything small enough to stuff into a shopping bag....
Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them.
Holiday shoppers have been whipped into a frenzy by months of holiday advertisements, and they will buy anything small enough to stuff into a shopping bag....