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The Curtain Rises On A Vast Primitive Wasteland, Not Unlike Certain Parts Of New Jersey.
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The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of
New Jersey.
-- Woody Allen
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Unbearably lovely music is heard as the curtain rises, and we see the woods on a summer afternoon.
A fawn dances on and nibbles at some leaves. He drifts lazily through the soft foliage....
Who said TV is a vast
Close Encounters of the Third Grade." -- Woody Allen's new movie
Silence when you're shouting at me! -- Woody Allen, What's New, Pussycat?
The Woody Allen virus Bypasses the mother board to corrupt the daughter boards.
-- New viruses on the block....
What do you think I am? Human? -- Woody Allen, "What's New, Pussycat?
Borg in New Jersey: "Florio is irrelevant.
Houdini escaping from New Jersey!