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• Silence when you're shouting at me! -- Woody Allen, What's New, Pussycat?
• Haven't you seen me somewhere before?" "I know the name, but I can't remember the face.
  -- Woody Allen, "What's New, Pussycat?...
• Lascivious adulterer!" "Don't call me that again until I look it up!
  Ah, a lascivious adulterer is a man who is a lascivious adulterer!...
• It just goes to show what you can do if you're a total psychotic. -- Woody Alle
• Actor: So what do you do for a living? Doris: I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.
  -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
• What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement? WOODY ALLEN