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The Day Will Happen Whether Or Not You Get Up.
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The day will happen whether or not you get up.
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It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up. -- Vince Lombardi
It's not whether you get knocked down. It's whether you get up again. -- Vince Lombardi
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
Every day passes whether you participate or not. -- Deng Ming-Dao
If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude.
That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen." -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
You know it's going to be a long day when you get up, shave and shower, start to get dressed and your shoes are still warm.
-- Dean Webbe...
It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get up.
I've reached that age when a good day is one when you get up and nothing hurts. -- H. Marti
Want to be a composer? ... If you can think design, you can execute design--it's only a bunch of air molecules, who's gonna check up on you?
Just follow these simple instructions: 1. Declare your intention to create a "composition....