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Are Cats Lazy? Well, More Power To Them If They Are.
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Are cats lazy? Well, more power to them if they are. Which one of us has
not entertained the dream of doing just as he likes, when and how he likes,
and as much as he likes?
-- Fernand Mery
Related:
I say, put Schroedinger in the box and see how HE likes it.
The measure of choosing well is whether a man likes what he has chosen. -- Lamb
Cthulhu attended the Olympics. He likes fast food!
Transvestite: He who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
We have heard from one transvestite who has told us his way of having a happy Christmas.
He simply likes to eat, dring and be Mary....
The more right one is, the more careful he should be to express his opinion tactfully.
The other fellow never likes to be proved wrong. -- John Luthe...
In fact, I think Linus's [= Linus Torvalds'] cleverest and most consequential hack was not the construction of the Linux kernel itself, but rather his invention of the Linux development model.
When I expressed this opinion in his presence once, he smiled and quietly repeated something he has often said...
He likes to flirt, but toward you his intentions are honorable.
Sherri: She was looking at Nelson! Kids: [taunting] Lisa likes Nelson!
Milhouse: She does not! Kids: [taunting] Milhouse likes Lisa!...