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• Nelson: [reading] "Guess who likes you.
• Skinner: [gasps] A principal's ransom in stolen goods!
  Well, sir, who's "Ha-ha"-ing now? Nelso...
• Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
  .. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!...
• Lisa: I like you too, Milhouse, but not in that way.
  You're like a big sister. Milhouse: No, I'm not!...
• Milhouse: You like Nelson?! But he's a creep and he chipped one of my permanent teeth!
  Lisa: But I bet underneath he's a sweet, sensitive person....
• Milhouse: Hi, Lisa. Could I talk to you, or would that just make Nelson whale on me again?
  Lisa: Don't worry. Nelson and I don't like each other anymore....
• Homer: OK, hotshots, now that my daughter is on your team, I want to make a few things clear.
  Lisa: [embarrassed] Please, Dad, I'll be fine Home...
• Lisa: Milhouse, I've never told anyone this kind of thing before, but I've never felt this way before.
  I think I have a crush... Milhouse: [gasps] Oh!...
• Milhouse: Uh...what's your dad's job again? Ba
  He's a nuclear safety technician. Nelson: What's he doing with that broom?...