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• The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn.
  The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it....
• In our society, the Republicans set out to prove that the Democrats can not be trusted to run the government.
  And the Democrats set out to prove that the Republicans can not be trusted to run our government....
• After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party?
  Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi....
• The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
  -- P. J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whore...
• The Republicans assure us in their speeches that 'big government can't solve any problems' and then they govern in such a way as to prove it.
• At a party, a snobbish gentleman is trying to impress her.
  I just can't bear fools" he says. To this comes an instant reply "obviously your mother did"....
• No matter how you vote, a government still gets elected.