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• The difference between a career and a job is about 20 hours a week.
• The difference between a successful career and a mediocre one sometimes consists of leaving about four or five things a day unsaid.
• There is more difference within the sexes, than between them. -- Ivy Compton-Burne
• A date is a job interview that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is that there are not many job interviews where there's a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.
  -- Jerry Seinfeld...
• Life is a rotten job and the hours are a bitch.
• Life's a tough job, and the hours are a bitch.
• What's the difference between a whore and a congressman?
  A congressman makes more money. -- Edward Abbey...
• Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? A: One more drunk.
• The difference between like and love is the same as the difference between a spit and a swallow.