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• Never take a beer to a job interview.
• Cletus: Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to your job interview.
  Brandine: And scuff up the topless dancin' runway?...
• Smithers: There's a problem with the reactor. What do you do?
  Homer: There's a problem with the reactor!? We're all going to die!...
• When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not the color, but to accept God's final decision on where your lips end.
  -- Jerry Seinfeld...
• JOB INTERVIEW: The excruciating process during which personnel officers separate the wheat from the chaff -- then hire the chaff.
• The only job where you start at the top is digging a hole.
• The difference between a career and a job is twenty or more hours a week.
• The difference between a career and a job is about 20 hours a week.