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The Difference Between A Politician And A Snail Is That A Snail Leaves Its Slime Behind.
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The difference between a politician and a snail is
that a snail leaves its slime behind.
-- Gerrold's Pronouncement
Related:
ail vt. To snail-mail something. "Snail me a copy of those graphics, will you?
ail: vt. To {snail-mail} something. "Snail me a copy of those graphics, will you?
-- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
There is a difference between a statesman and a politician.
The difference is that I agree with the statesman....
Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. -- Franz Kafka
By perseverance the snail reached the Ark. -- Charles Spurgeo
A snail can moter along at about two feet per hour.
I dreamed of a snail, sliding down the edge of a razor blade.
Oral sex is like being attacked by a giant snail. -- Germaine Gree
The hand that dips into the bottom of the pot will eat the biggest snail. -- Wole Soyinka