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• PAIN: Sliding down a 50-foot razor blade into a bucket of alcohol.
• A Senator, speaking of our current Vice President, whose name shall not be mentioned (we don't like hate mail written in crayon!
  ): "I think if you put his brain on the edge of a very fine razor, it would be like a BB, rolling down the middle of I-70....
• Did you hear about the snail that was mugged by two tortoises?
  When he went down to report the mugging the police officer asked him if he could describe the event and the snail replied, "I don't know if I could, it happened so fast....
• Homer: I'm telling you, I saw a creature from another planet.
  Lisa: Maybe you just dreamed it. Homer: Oh yeah? Well, when I came to, I was covered with a sticky, translucent goo....
• I dreamed I met a Gallifreyan; a most amazing man...
• Moe: {When I say, "Put your beer on a coaster," I mean it!
  } Hans: {You call that a knife? This is a knife! [pulls a huge blade from his cane] [It's too heavy for him to hold up] [weakly] Ooh, down I go....
• Your son still sliding down the banisters?" "We wound barbed wire around them.
  "That stop him?" "No, but it sure slowed him up....
• How was Thomas J. Watson buried? 9 edge down.