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• The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewel
  it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant....
• The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or no
  he ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms with" only to discover that they are still there....
• There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad. -- Salvador Dali
• The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
  -- Murphy's laws on sex...
• Illogical as it may seem, the only women whom most men are reluctant to throw bone are the ones they consider real dogs.
• As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.
  One of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly useful and interesting, I just had to share it....
• Most general statements are false, including this one. -- Alexander Duma