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• The difference between legal separation and divorce is that legal separation gives the man time to hide his money.
• An attorney starts his or her practice giving $500 worth of legal expertise for $
  5.00. In the passage of a small time all of this is remedied, and the attorney now gives $...
• The rotter who simpers that he sees no difference between the power of the dollar and the power of the whip, ought to learn the difference on his own hide -- as, I think, he will.
  Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction....
• Between grand theft and a legal fee, there only stands a law degree.
• If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him
  yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life....
• She was much prettier than her 4-color separation.
• Think! While it is still legal!
• I am a collage of unaccounted-for brush strokes. -- Six Degrees of Separatio