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• Gullibility is the key to all adventures. The greenhorn is the ultimate victor in everything
  it is he that gets the most out of life. -- G. K. Chesterto...
• Did you ever feel like the whole world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
  -- George Gobel...
• I realize that the MX missile is none of our concern.
  I realize that the whole point of living in a democracy is that we pay professional congresspersons to concern themselves with things like the MX missile so we can be free to concern ourselves with getting hold of the plumber....
• I realize that the MX missile is none of our concern.
  I realize that the whole point of living in a democracy is that we pay professional congresspersons to concern themselves with things like the MX missile so we can be free to concern ourselves with getting hold of the plumber....
• The telescope makes the world smaller, the microscope makes the world larger. -- G. K. Chesterto
• The world will never starve for a want of wonders, but only for want of wonder.
  -- G. K. Chesterto...
• Some foolish men declare that a Creator made the world.
  The doctrine that the world was created is ill-advised, and should be rejected....
• The somewhat old and crusty vicar was taking a well-earned retirement from his rather old and crusty parish.
  As is usual in these cases, a locum was sent to cover the transition period....