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• The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes. -- George Gobel
• Did you ever feel that you were a typewriter, while everyone else in the world was a wordprocessor?
• You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.
• If you are wearing one brown and one black shoe, you have a pair like it somewhere in the closet.
  -- The Rule of Elderly Survival...
• It takes all kinds of people to make a world, but did you ever think the percentages were wrong?
• You will feel as much like you did yesterday as you do today.
• Honk if you feel better than James Brow
• My whole freshman year I wore brown and white shoes.
  Actually they were impractical, because the white one kept getting dirty. -- Dick Cave...