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• Kauffman's First Law of Airports: The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.
• The distance from the gate from which you flight departs is inversely proportionate to the time remaining before the scheduled departure of the flight.
  -- Edward S. Mill...
• Population density is inversely proportional to the square of the distance from the keg.
  -- Kaufman's First Law of Party Physic...
• Kaufman's First Law of Party Physics: Population density is inversely proportional to the square of the distance from the keg.
• Wright's First Law of Quality: Quality is inversely proportional to the time left for completion of the project.
• Quality is inversely proportional to the time left for completion of the project.
  -- Wright's First Law of Quality...
• The distance between the ticket counter and you plane is directly proportional to the weight of what you are carrying and inversely proportional to the time remaining before takeoff.
  -- Gary Witzenburg...
• The amount of time spent by a committee on an agenda item is inversely proportional to the cost of the item.
  -- Parkinson's Law of Committee...
• The efficiency of a committee meeting is inversely proportional to the number of participants and the time spent on deliberations.
  -- Old and Kahn's Law...