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• I'm not that easy to get rid of. -- Turlough, MAWDRYN UNDEAD
• A dead lizard is a good thing to turn undead.
• The evil fairy roils: Eat my pixie dust! She waves her black-glowing wand, which screams thinly....
• From now on, I'll use my gossip for good instead of evil. -- Helen Lovejoy, "Marge in Chai
• Mummy dust to make me old; To shroud my clothes, the black of nigh
  To age my voice, an old hag's cackle; To whiten my hair, a scream of frigh...
• For good, return good. For evil, return justice.
• Are we undead - or what?
• Permit me to introduce myself. My name's Dracula, Lord of the Undead.
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