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• My name is Dracula. I am a vampire. But I *love* garlic!
• God save me from my friends. I can protect myself from my enemies. Marshall de Villare
• I-I-I didn't know they were carnivorous!" "Or expert shots!" -- "Dinosaurs For Hire
• Mr. Rockford? You don't know me, but I'd like to hire you.
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• In youth, it was a way I had To do my best to please, And change, with every passing lad, To suit his theories.
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