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• Let your conscience be your guide. -- Pope
• Let your conscience be your guide. -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744)
• The prince wants your daughter for his wife. Well, tell him his wife can't have her.
  -- Blackadder III...
• And I'm your tour guide.
• Warning: Conscience Failure! You're on your own.
• All a man can betray is his conscience. -- Joseph Conrad
• And this is his sofa, is it? -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• It is not necessary to inquire whether a woman would like something for dessert.
  The answer is yes, she would like something for dessert, but she would like you to order it so she can pick at it with your fork....
• Fundamentalist: One who's mental and wants your funds.