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A Relationship Is Like A Shark - It Has To Keep Moving Forward Or It Dies.
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A relationship is like a shark - it has to keep moving forward or it dies.
Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark.
-- Woody Allen
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I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark. -- Woody Alle...
Well now, the shark could eat you ... or you could eat the shark.
Nice shark. Pretty shark. <Londo&l
In America today ... we have Woody Allen, whose humor has become so sophisticated that nobody gets it any more except Mia Farrow.
All those who think Mia Farrow should go back to making movies where the devil gets her pregnant and Woody Allen should go back to dressing up as a human sperm, please raise your hands....
In America today ... we have Woody Allen, whose humor has become so sophisticated that nobody gets it any more except Mia Farrow.
All those who think Mia Farrow should go back to making movies where the devil gets her pregnant and Woody Allen should go back to dressing up as a human sperm, please raise your hands....
So the documentary-makers stick with sharks. Generally, their procedure is to scatter bleeding fish pieces around their boat, so as to infest the waters.
I would estimate that the primary food source of sharks today is bleeding fish pieces scattered by people making documentaries....
So the documentary-makers stick with sharks. Generally, their procedure is to scatter bleeding fish pieces around their boat, so as to infest the waters.
I would estimate that the primary food source of sharks today is bleeding fish pieces scattered by people making documentaries....