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The Economy Is Weird - My Bank Failed Before The Toaster Did.
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The economy is weird - my bank failed before the toaster did.
Related:
Free bank with the purchase of any toaster.
Think of something, if it's really weird somebody probably did it.
The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn, Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn, And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone, It's just ONE OF THOSE DAYS!
-- Weird Al Yankovic, "One of Those Day...
I before E except after C. What a weird society!
This morning I abused my electric toaster. Tonight the elevator held me hostage in revenge.
-- Woody Alle...
You shouldn't make my toaster angry. -- Household security explained in Johnny Que
I never did it that way before.
Nathan Hale n. An asterisk (see also splat, ASCII).
Oh, you want an etymology? Notionally, from "I regret that I have only one asterisk for my country!...
Rimmer: You? How did you get into art college? Liste
The same way you always get into art college. The same old usual boring normal way everyone gets into art college....