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• What is the chief end of man?--to get rich. In what way?
  dishonestly if he can; honestly if he must. -- Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) (1835-1910)...
• Say the report is exaggerated. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910) -- To Evening Sun correspondent, London, April 3, 1906
  -- re: Report of his death...
• When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• What is the chief end of man? - to get rich. In what way?
  dishonestly if he can; honestly if he must....
• Man is a religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal.
  He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them....
• Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal that has the True Religion -- several of them.
  He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight....
• What a man misses mostly in heaven is company. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• The human being, like the immortals, naturally places sexual intercourse far and away above all other joys -- yet he has left it out of his heaven.
  -- Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) (1835-1910)...
• Indecency, vulgarity, obscenity - these are strictly confined to ma
  he invented them. Among higher animals there is no trace of them....