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The First Example Of Permanent Press Was An Egyptian Mummy. -- Shelby Friedma
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The first example of permanent press was an Egyptian mummy.
-- Shelby Friedman
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Mummy: An Egyptian who was pressed for time :-)
MUMMY: An Egyptian who was pressed for time.
You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.
Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program. -- Milton Friedma
Now there's a violent movie titled, "The Croquet Homicide," or "Murder With Mallets Aforethought.
-- Shelby Friedman, WSJ....
People detest state changes. -- Friedman's first law
Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I don't get it... -- Steven Wrigh
Like many people, one of my secret suspicions is that permanent press isn't really.
The only people who do not make mistakes are dead people.
I saw a man last week who has not made a mistake in four thousand years....