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• My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to a garage sale. How much for the garage? It's not for sale. -- Steven Wrigh
• Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. -- Steven Wrigh
• I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice.
  It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I...
• It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -- Steven Wrigh
• It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it." -- Steven Wrigh