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The First Sign Of Spring In Chicago: Floods.
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They need help, and we have helped, and we are here to help.
And we are helping, and we're going to continue to help....
The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another.
The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month. -- Henry van Dyke...
Lamenting and sighing, floods of tears. No blame.
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
Warning: Listening to WXRT on April Fools' Day is not recommended for those who are slightly disoriented the first few hours after waking up.
-- Chicago Reader 4/22/83...
Tears in floods, sighing and lamenting. Good fortune.
The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.
-- Milo Bloom...