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  'cause you're stupid! [sticks his face to the window, difforming his nose] Just tell me what's wrong with the freakin' show!...
• The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth--that the error and truth are simply opposite.
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• emoticon /ee-moh'ti-kon/ n. [common] An ASCII glyph used to indicate an emotional state in email or news.
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• A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.
  -- Sigmond Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis (1952)...
• The first sign of Spring in Chicago: floods.
• Man: You each have a knob in front of you. When you like what you see, turn the knob to the right.
  When you don't like what you see, turn it left....
• Maturity consists in the discovery that] there comes a critical moment where everything is reversed
  after which the point becomes to understand more and more that there is something which cannot be understood....
• Maturity consists in the discovery that] there comes a critical moment where everything is reversed
  after which the point becomes to understand more and more that there is something which cannot be understood....
• The first gift of maturity is the ability to look a child straight in the eye.
  -- John Francis Putnam (1964)...