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The First Ten Million Years Were The Worst.
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The first ten million years were the worst.
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The Moscow Evening News advertised a contest for the best political joke.
First prize was ten years in prison; second prize, five yea...
Are you the same person you were ten years ago? twenty?
The evolution of the human race will not be accomplished in the ten thousand years of tame animals, but in the million years of wild animals, because man is and will always be a wild animal.
-- Charles Galton Darwin (1809-1882)...
Over the past ten years, for the first time, intelligence had become socially correct for girls.
-- Tom Wolfe, "Bonfire of the Vanitie...
Wars frequently begin ten years before the first shot is fired. -- K. K. V. Casey (1877-?)
The following is part of a letter from the Brookfree School Board.
"As part of our new educational reform program, we identified ten schools most in need of immediate improvement....
It was a night like this, 40 million years ago.
If all mankind were to disappear, the world would regenerate back to the rich state of equilibrium that existed ten thousand years ago.
If insects were to vanish, the environment would collapse into chaos. -- Edward O. Wilso...
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. -- Steve Marti