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  "Because the demand for our automobiles is expected to increase dramatically, we need to open a new manufacturing plant as soon as possible in order to continue to thrive....
• Mozart: Composed for 40 years, then he decomposed.
• I'm NOT 40... I am 18 with 22 years experience!
• The first ten million years were the worst.
• Quote #331 "In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Lower Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles.
  That is an average of a trifle over one mile and a third per year....
• The following appeared in the business section of a newspaper.
  "Given that the number of people in our country with some form of arthritis is expected to rise from 40 million to 60 million over the next twenty years, pharmaceutical companies that produce drugs for the treatment of arthritis should be very profitable....
• Lister: We're on a mining ship, three million years into deep space.
  Can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?...
• Imagine, in a million years, Barney will be a can of 10W-40 motor oil.
• Are you the same person you were ten years ago? twenty?