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• I am Big Mac of the Borg. I must be assimiliated!
• I went to the beach a couple of times in New York City.
  Tough summer out there, but I was pretty excited....
• The only good Mac is a big Mac.
• Is there anything whereof it may be said, See, this is new?
  It hath been already of old time, which was before us. -- Old Testament -- Ecclesiastes i, 10...
• On my first acid trip, I thought I was God. On my second acid trip I thought I was Jesus.
  On my third trip I thought I was Napoleon and on my fourth trip I thought I was a toadstool....
• In case of Big Mac attack...
• Nurse: [answers phone] Simpson. Grampa: Hot diggity!
  I don't care if it's bad news! Lisa: Oh, Grampa!...
• I don't mind being ... fat. I was in the Big Man's Shop and a salesman came up to me and said, "We have jogging suits in your size.
  Why? Last time I ran was in '82. I didn't hear the bells on the ice-cream truck the first time....
• I would be batting the big feller if they wasn't ready with the other one
  but a left-hander would be the thing if they wouldn't have knowed it already because there is more things involved than could come up on the road, even after we've been home a long while....