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• It's great to be young and insane. -- Michael Keaton, The Dream Team
• Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
  -- real standing law in Florida, United States of America...
• Happiness is seeing the Panthers on a milk carton.
• NHL Hockey: Stanley Kupp
• If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
  -- real standing law in Florida, United States of America...
• NFL vs NHL: NFL players tackle, NHL players brawl.
• This tagline on strike, in sympathy with the NHL referees.
• Real programmers don't like the Team Programming concept.
  Unless, of course, they are the Chief Programmer....
• A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
  -- real standing law in Florida, United States of America...