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Real Programmers Don't Like The Team Programming Concept.
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Real programmers don't like the Team Programming concept.
Unless, of course, they are the Chief Programmer.
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Real Programmers think structured programming is a Communist plot.
Real programmers don't dress for success unless they are going on an interview.
Real Programmer n. [indirectly, from the book "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular sub-variety of hacke
one possessed of a flippant attitude toward complexity that is arrogant even when justified by experience....
Real computer scientists play go. They have nothing against the concept of mountain climbing, but the actual climbing is an implementation detail best left to programmers.
Real programmers don't document their code. The brilliance of the program itself is self-evident, and anyone who can't figure it out isn't a real programmer.
Real programmers don't write in APL, unless the whole program can be written in one line.
Real programmers don't write applications programs, they program right down to the BARE METAL.
Applications programming is for feebs who can't do systems programming....
Life is like bein' on a mule team. Unless you're the lead mule, all the scenery looks about the same.
Real programmers like C because it's the only language they can spell